Alternate titles I came up with while watching Peter Jackson's new film:
The Boring Bones
The Slovenly Bones
Remember the last 15 minutes of the Return of the King, the way you shifted in your seat uncomfortably just waiting for the movie to be over? Well that's pretty much how I felt for the entirety of this jumble of a film. Nothing worked for me.
I'm sorry Mr. Jackson, but you fail.
2/5
One point each for Stanley Tucci's awesomely creepy performance and his equally awesome mustache.
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